Have you ever tried to measure a cat with a tape measure? It will make you question the solidity of dimensional space.
Pica, small cat
Height: 22 to 47cm
Girth: 33 to ??cm (ouch cm)
Length: 37cm
Length w/ tail: 66cm
Weight: 5.9 pounds/ 2.7 Kg
Max Length (Dangle): 74cm! oh no
she's getting longer.
Rate of Enlonganmentation
dML/dt: 1.2cm / second
No signs of increase stopping. Cat keeps increasing.
All clear! ALL CLEAR!
Soon she will be in all locations.
This was a bad project idea.
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2024-04-13 10:48:36
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2024-04-13 10:48:36Event JSON
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