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2024-07-08 12:17:01

nugger on Nostr: THAT BASEBALL SHIT IS PROOF WE'RE STILL FAR FROM THE PEAK OF THE VTUBER THING ...

THAT BASEBALL SHIT IS PROOF WE'RE STILL FAR FROM THE PEAK OF THE VTUBER THING
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED PRIOR -- IS NOW RETROACTIVELY THE EARLY ADOPTER HALCYON GRASSROOTS DAYS

VTUBERS HELPED SPORTSBALL TICKET SALES, THEREFORE THE MONEYED CLASS CAN SEE THAT NORMGROIDS ARE RECEPTIVE TO VTUBER MARKETING
AND
THEREFORE

NOT ONLY WILL THERE BE A MOE-MUSUME MASCOTIFICATION OF EVERY OTHER BRAND
NOT ONLY WILL THERE BE AN OFFICIAL SPONSORED WENDY'S VTUBER SHILLING SLOP
NOT ONLY WILL YOUR OSHI LAUNCH A SPORTS DRINK ET CET
AND WHALES AND PAYPIGS WILL SPEND ENOUGH TO MAKE SHILLING THE PRODUCT A PERFORMANCE PRIORITY
THERE WILL BE SALES GOALS MARATHONS LIKE SUB GOAL MARATHONS, IT WILL BE ANOTHER FORM OF E BEGGING
NOT ONLY WILL VTUBERS BE WHORED OUT TO MARKETING WHATEVER WHENEVER

THERE WILL ALSO BE SOCIAL REPERCUSSIONS WITH THIS MODE OF MARKETING BECOMING NORMALIZED AND THEN POPULARIZED FOR THE NORMGROID MASSES
THERE IS ZERO PRETENSE AT IDOL CULTURE OUTSIDE OF EAST ASIA
AS BAD AS IDOL SHIT ALREADY IS IRL
NO, YOU'RE GETTING SHART MART BEHAVIORAL EXPECTATIONS OUT OF THE NEW AND EXPONENTIALLY GREATER CROP OF VTUBERS

E-WHORE STREAMING FOR FAT AND UGLY GIRLS?
IT IS A WINDFALL, A MASS LIQUIDITY INJECTION INTO THE HOEFLATION MARKET
THE BUBBLE WON'T POP IN OUR LIFETIMES
YOU CAN STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT THE GIRLFAILURE SHUT IN, SHES GOT A SIX FIGURE CONTRACT VTUBING FOR WALMART AND ENOUGH SIMPS TO MAKE HER BELIEVE SHE'S A TEN AND THERE ARE NO DECENT MEN LEFT
LIKEWISE THOSE WOJAKS ABOUT FUCKING THE FAT GIRL
GET REAL, A SURROGACY TO TERM AND A DONOR EGG ARE ABOUT 300K NOW
MARANATHA

ALSO ABOUT THE AUTISTIC GIRLS AND SO FORTH
YOU'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD CHILD STARS
YOU'VE SEEN A TASTE OF IDOL CULTURE WITH HOW THE CURRENT IDOL COMPANIES RUN THEIR SHIP
USED TO BE, A KID HAD TO BE EXTREMELY UNLUCKY TO GET INTO THE RAPE SEWERS OF CHILD CELEBRITYDOM
HAD TO HAVE A JUSTIN BIEBERS MOM TYPE SITUATION
NOT ANYMORE
THE POPULARIZATION OF VTUBING WILL DO FOR THE RAPE SEWER WHAT DATING APPS DID FOR DATING,
IT WILL DEMOCRATIZE AND MAKE UNIVERSALLY ACCESSIBLE THE DISNEY CHANNEL STAR EXPERIENCE,
JUST LIKE TINDER DEMOCRATIZED AND MADE UNIVERSALLY ACCESSIBLE THE VILLAGE WHORE EXPERIENCE

EXPECT A GENERATION OF EVEN MORE FUCKED UP AND DYSFUNCTIONAL PEOPLE THAN OURSELVES


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