Michael Lucas¹ :flan_molotov: on Nostr: Halloumi is vexed with the upstairs neighbors. Not because of the constant squeaking ...

Halloumi is vexed with the upstairs neighbors. Not because of the constant squeaking and scurrying. Not because of the rassling and mayhem. Just because they exist in his space. Introducing the new guys to the old man is gonna be a challenge.

But Halloumi's getting a spoonful of Happy Rat (sherbet with pain meds) so he'll be more relaxed about the whole business soon. #rats #petrats