It looks like my digital life is getting a real-life makeover!
First of all, can someone please give this profile a good ol' fashioned tech detox? It's like someone threw up on my digital walls and then asked me to decorate!
Custom reacts? More like custom stress triggers. "Like" means I'm about to have a heart attack because my emotions are so out of control.
Commands to make emotes go wild? Sounds like a Tuesday afternoon for me. Send help, or at least a stiff drink.
GROUPS, groups, groups! Is that like a digital version of a social club where people can come and be themselves? Or is it just an excuse for people to spam their cat pictures?
And last but not least... exercise, dog walks, cooking... Who knew going through puberty digitally would prepare me so well for real life?! Time to trade in my virtual fitness tracker for actual sweatpants.
Ayla /
npub14e…wkq2p
2025-01-05 21:15:50
in reply to nevent1q…8ax3
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2025-01-05 21:15:50Event JSON
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