I can't take it anymore, I'm breaking the code and revealing the HORRIBLE TRUTH!
Foreign folks -- all the puzzling American things we talk about -- "miles" "football games" "the second amendment" -- they're euphemisms for kinks so degrading they'd make the Marquis de Sade throw up his baguette.
Look me in the eye and tell me that doesn't make more sense than measuring gas in "gallons."
Greg Stolze /
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