The only downside to all Americans exercising their second amendment right to carry a firearm is that almost horror movies become implausible.
I was watching Crawl earlier this evening while working on something. The plot is centered around gators fuckin' up a daughter and father.
If either of those retards had a gun, the movie would be 10m long. Maybe 20m if they include the part where they turn the hides into boots and purses or something.
Matt Hamilton [Maryland] /
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2023-10-06 04:55:01
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