If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to sell you fancy mustard, it's Haydn
If it sounds like the composer is making fun of you, it's Mozart.
If it sounds like your high school graduation, it's Elgar.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to make you as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to shoot you, it's Tchaikovsky.
If it sounds like the composer is mansplaining to you, it's Wagner.
If it sounds like you bought Star Wars on Temu, it's Holst.
If it sounds like it's ripping off Celene Dion, it's Rachmaninoff.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to incite a riot, it's Stravinsky.
If it sounds like there's 10 hands playing a single piano, itβs Liszt.
If it sounds like there's 10 hands playing a single piano and all of them are clinically depressed, it's Chopin.
If it sounds like two marching bands playing different songs meeting at the 0 yard line, it's Ives.
If it sounds like , it's Cage.
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