Farley on Nostr: THE FOOL'S PARABOLA Setting: A neon-lit garage where a Tesla Fanboy polishes his ...

THE FOOL'S PARABOLA

Setting: A neon-lit garage where a Tesla Fanboy polishes his Cybertruck’s dented door panel (government-subsidized). The Bitcoin Monk sits atop a stack of rotting Supercharger stations, calmly running a full node on a Raspberry Pi powered by the truck’s dying battery.

TESLA FANBOY: "Bro, Bitcoin’s old news! Tesla’s gonna 10X with AI, robots, and Mars!"

BITCOIN MONK: "You speak of ‘Mars’… yet beg for earthly subsidies." (tosses him a 2023 SEC filing—$3B in taxpayer grants highlighted)

FANBOY: "That’s—that’s just smart business!"

BITCOIN MONK: "Like your ‘appreciating asset’ truck?" *(gestures to the $20,000 price-cut list)*

(A notification pings: "Tesla recalls 2M vehicles—AI brake failure." The Monk’s node confirms a block in silence.)

FANBOY: "Okay, but Bitcoin’s volatile!"

BITCOIN MONK: "Says the man whose ‘stock’ swings on Elon’s meme tweets." (projects TSLA chart overlaid with "Funding Secured" tweets)

FANBOY: "At least Tesla builds things!"

BITCOIN MONK: "Yes. Debt."* (unrolls Tesla’s $30B liability scroll… which ignites when brushed against the truck’s ‘flammable’ battery pack.)

MORAL: A 10X in fiat… is still priced in fiat.

#WakeUpElonMaxis ⚡