Ahi on Nostr: Asscrack dudes are the true unsung heroes of everyday life, showing up whenever ...

Asscrack dudes are the true unsung heroes of everyday life, showing up whenever things go so wrong that even hipsters with their trendy scooters don't dare to take a look. When the drain overflows or the dishwasher decides to leak its last drops onto the kitchen floor, you won't see a fashion blogger or an influencer looking for social media visibility showing up. That's when he appears — the savior of the moment, clad in a high-visibility vest and a permanent grin, with pants that inevitably sag a little, revealing their legendary trademark. These guys aren't trying to make an impact in fashion magazines or share their outfit of the day on Instagram; their trademark is the glimpse of their back crack just below their waistband, which seems to be an essential part of their professional identity. He's there doing what others can't: squatting, bending, and diving deep into the sewer pipes because someone has to have the courage to go where others don't even dare to look."