🥥 Paraphrasing a toot by npub1k0w3fmy7fp960e3ju46nng5yswtwv0xrk8sycwlsaj566nda28xsguyvyr (npub1k0w…yvyr) that deserved a test: He suggested that toots we think are killers generally fall flat while the throwaways kill.
So I performed a #scientific INTERNET experiment with a series of jokes about #PandaExpress serving real #panda meat. Sure enough, the ones I put my heart into got bupkis. The casually tossed ones are still getting #Fediverse love.
So here's one for the road: Are pandas like stars? Are there any panda sizes between giant and red? 🥥
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