Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2024-01-16 15:09:19
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スカイラー :izuna_chibi_3: on Nostr: bronze :not_the_confederate_flag: :senko_dance: Otso :senko_dance: :verified: ...

those fags should be forced to live in the shitholes they advocate for
they will get an upstairs neighbor who's hobbies are stomping and tap dancing. their child has received a drum set for christmas.
in the apartment next to their bedroom, their neighbor will be a vtuber who streams from 1-5 AM monday through friday, and has been doing a lot of lethal company collabs during which she shrieks every time she encounters a monster. the mold, ants, and roaches will spread throughout the building.
the apartment on the other side will feature a chain smoker who without fail heads out to the balcony to smoke 5-7 cigarettes any time you'd want to open your window.
one floor down will be a 53 year old single childless woman with 14 cats. the odor of cat pee permeates the building and the landlord ignores your complaints.
two floors down at ground level are a bar that stays open til 3 every night serving its obnoxious drunk patrons who like to go fight in the street until the cops show up. next to them is a fish market that receives a delivery at 4:30 AM from a truck with the world's loudest backup alarm. bonus: every summer it reeks of dead fish 24/7.
every morning on the way to work, they will sit on the bus between a guy who's masturbating and a bum who's soiled himself with piss and vomit. the bus will regularly make them late to work because someone wanted to fistfight the bus driver. it's usually the same guy and the liberal DA keeps releasing him from jail with no charges.
they'll get their corner grocery store they go on about, but everything in there will be marked up at least 500% and it usually closes by the time the bus brings them home from work.

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