YOUR HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND TOLD YOU TO BUY BITCOIN - YOU DIDN’T LISTEN, NOW HE’S A BILLIONAIRE AND YOU WORK THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL🔥
You laughed at him in Econ class.
He wore black Skechers and talked about “digital scarcity.”
You called him autistic.
Now he’s on a private island with a Japanese princess and a private server farm mining SHA-256 blocks in his oxygen-enriched panic vault.
You?
You’re 34, have plantar fasciitis, and just gave a free Baja Blast to a guy who paid with a debit card that declined.
He owns four jet skis.
You own an air fryer and a gym membership you’re too depressed to cancel.
He doesn’t even pay taxes.
You pay $93 a month for a 2014 Nissan Altima with hail damage and a missing catalytic converter.
Bitcoin went from $200 to $112,000.
But sure - tell us more about your Roth IRA and Dave Ramsey debt snowball.
You could’ve been a sovereign individual.
Instead, you microwave gordita shells while your regional manager audits your sauce packet usage.
Keep stacking that fiat, king.
He’s stacking blocks.
You’re stacking boxes of expired Fire Sauce.
He told you. You mocked him. Now you call him “sir.”
Bitcoin doesn’t forgive.
Bitcoin doesn’t forget.
#bitcoin #education #hardmoney #humor
ftcb21 / Satoshis Nephew
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2025-05-25 07:00:06
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