Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻 on Nostr: My Cybertruck's brakes locked up & it skidded into the corner of my house. When I got ...
My Cybertruck's brakes locked up & it skidded into the corner of my house. When I got out to survey the damage, a nearby mongrel dog leaped up and bit me on the seat of my pants, causing me to jump several feet into the air & yell "YEE-OWTCH!" Additionally, when attempting to dislodge the dog from my posterior, my bowler hat slipped down over my eyes & became tightly affixed to my skull, preventing me from seeing the large pool of motor oil in which I slipped and fell. Little help @ElonMusk??
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