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2024-04-29 15:46:39

:vepi: Pope Beach Dork on Nostr: I paid "Bob" fifty bucks to scare off the gangstalkers. ... The Church of the ...

I paid "Bob" fifty bucks to scare off the gangstalkers.

... The Church of the Subgenius has planted operators in strategic locations in my vicinity to keep me safe. The garbage man, my dentist, the guy who pushes carts at the grocery store -- all on my side, keeping their eyes open for my enemies.

The new neighbors blast anti brainwashing waves at my house night and day and slip mind control antidotes in my food and bottled drinks when I step out.

Thanks "Bob" for protecting me and my wife 🫡🫰
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