scuffedjosh on Nostr: whatever, I'm still gonna eat a whole sleeve of thin mints ...

whatever, I'm still gonna eat a whole sleeve of thin mints

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Test results show Girl Scout Cookies are extremely toxic, ALL OF THEM
Joe Rogan “They're f*cking toxic as f*ck”
- 100% of Girl Scout cookies contained glyphosate, controversial herbicide in Roundup
- 88% contain toxic metals like arsenic, lead, and mercury
- Key finding Thin Mints had the highest glyphosate levels, levels at 111.07 PPB. This is 334 TIMES what experts say is harmful
- Peanut Butter Patties had the highest heavy metal contamination with lead reaching 42.5 PPB and aluminum at 27,500 PPB
- 76% of cookies tested exceeded cadmium safety limits
- 96% contained lead