John Breen on Nostr: Some 20yo needs to file a lawsuit against the state of Alabama for not listing him as ...
Some 20yo needs to file a lawsuit against the state of Alabama for not listing him as 21yo on legal documents, since his age-counter apparently started when he was a cluster of cells much earlier. Under law, the birthday must be assumed to be at conception.
What about if you were unfrozen and re-frozen multiple times ? Most recent birthday ? Least recent ? The birth canal is a LIFO queue maybe ?
Textualism man.
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