“This button vaporises the finger of anybody who presses it!”
“Why do you always focus on the negative? You critics should talk about the benefits of the Vaporiser2000™. Every press mints $100K USD. That’s an amazing societal benefit.”
“It mints it in the offices of those who make the button! The presser doesn’t get any. They’re using bribes and pressure to force the finger vaporisation onto others!”
“There you go again, focusing on the negative. This is why nobody takes critics seriously”
Baldur Bjarnason /
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2025-01-02 10:42:32
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