David Njoku on Nostr: ME: I'm such a great parent. My child will eat anything. Not picky like everyone ...
ME: I'm such a great parent. My child will eat anything. Not picky like everyone else's child. I'm so great at this #parenting thing.
GOD: Oh, you think you're hot shit? Have another child. I dare you. I double dare you.
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