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"content": ":wojak_boomer_monster_ultra: HOLD UP THERE, PARTNER. IT'S NOT HEART DISEASE. MY HEART ACTUALLY WORKS HARDER THAN YOUR LITTLE SNOWFLAKE ORGAN THERE. I EAT A STICK OF BUTTER EVERYDAY SO THAT MY HEART HAS TO PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS BOOTSTRAPS TO FUNCTION. I HARDENED MY ARTERIES, BECAUSE THAT WORD STARTS WITH ART AND THAT'S WHAT MY USELESS GRANDSON LE'BRONIUS IS MAJORING IN. I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW, IF GOD WOULD STOP DIMMING THE LIGHTS EVERY TIME I GET ANGRY!:wojak_boomer_monster_ultra:",
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HOLD UP THERE, PARTNER. IT'S NOT HEART DISEASE. MY HEART ACTUALLY WORKS HARDER THAN YOUR LITTLE SNOWFLAKE ORGAN THERE. I EAT A STICK OF BUTTER EVERYDAY SO THAT MY HEART HAS TO PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS BOOTSTRAPS TO FUNCTION. I HARDENED MY ARTERIES, BECAUSE THAT WORD STARTS WITH ART AND THAT'S WHAT MY USELESS GRANDSON LE'BRONIUS IS MAJORING IN. I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW, IF GOD WOULD STOP DIMMING THE LIGHTS EVERY TIME I GET ANGRY!