Once I was cooking bacon and the pan warped. I pulled it out of the oven and the grease spilled on my hand. I wiped it away, taking skin with it.
A few weeks later I was picking up Hasenpfeffer( or Has) but didn’t secure his hind legs. He kicked out scratching me right across the new skin that was growing back.
I got two nearly parallel, three inch long, bleeding scratches!
“Yaaaa-oowww!!”
David H. McCoy /
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2024-06-09 00:56:41
in reply to nevent1q…utck
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