FAKE TESTIMONY
Eric Trump: I'm telling the truth even when I'm lying. And I'm confused. And I don't recall whether or not I recall. And I never understood those financial statements that I never looked at anyway why are you bothering me I hate all of you and it's not fair let me go home just stop harassing me where's daddy wah boo hoo!
Your honor, do you mind if I throw myself on the floor and shout and kick and say bad words?
Judge: Go right ahead. $1,000 per minute of tantrum.
😂
BARRY KAHN /
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2023-11-02 18:48:56
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