As I’ve lived through many storms in my life.
There is a simple solution to slow these storms down that nobody has tried. When it makes landfall start dumping cans of baked beans into the wind.
It should help. Beans help everything.
Otherwise do the right thing and evacuate.
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2024-10-07 18:57:59
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