I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
I do not intend to suffer any indignity at all - physical, mental, emotional, legal, financial, social, or any other - as a result of an attempt to draft me or one of my family or friends
the first time, I am going to be very polite and say “no”:
no, I will not pay a fine;
no, you will not garnish my bank account when I refuse the fine, or at least, the money they manage to filch will be made good by one of their randomly-selected minions;
no, I will not be stopped, searched, or harassed;
no, I will not be arrested or imprisoned
no attempt to impose such a penalty upon me as a consequence of refusal to permit myself, or someone I am responsible for or love, to be sent to fight a war for globohomo is going to “work” in the absolute sense: every single one of them has an expected negative return value for globohomo, and the magnitude of some of those potential negative returns is very, very large
therefore, I will do everyone involved a favor and pretend that such a “mandate”, should it be issued, does not actually refer to me - same as the vaggsine - and I will politely ignore it until such time as the issue is forced
they may draft as many niggers, trannies, pussyhats, techno-soytwinks, and illegal squatemalans as they choose; I am perfectly fine with that on general principle (the ones fighting for the Global Anal Empire should be the ones that garner the most benefit from it)
but there is no profit in attempting to draft me or mine, so the wise will avoid the attempt
(lmao who am I kidding these retards are not wise, but at least they’ve been warned, ending my moral obligations in the matter)