Ben Cotton (he/him) on Nostr: Investors: Companies are making money but not enough money! Companies: Okay, we'll ...
Investors: Companies are making money but not enough money!
Companies: Okay, we'll lay off thousands of employees.
Investors: Hooray! Here, have an increased stock price!
(six months later)
Investors: Oh no! Where'd all of the consumer spending go?! This is a disaster!
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2023-05-05 11:02:09Event JSON
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