Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2025-03-26 11:18:11

The Beave on Nostr: Many of the nostrati (not the joking nostrati, but the ones with the influence on the ...

Many of the nostrati (not the joking nostrati, but the ones with the influence on the purse strings, that whisper in the ears of the VC bros) can't stand being told truth about themselves, their (very poorly executed) code, or their obviously sycophantic behavior.

They keep changing the rules.

They mute those they can't face.

They crow louder in their egoistic circlejerks.

And eventually, they ARE gonna miss it.

We are building absurdly functional, aesthetically pleasing interfaces that will run on exceedingly efficient back ends that can and will scale to BILLIONS (if not trillions, in time) of events that anyone, anywhere with an internet connection or, if patient, radio coms, can interact with via all the standard nostr stuff (quoting, commenting on, liking, zapping, forking, etc.)

And, we're gonna make money doing it. Not fake fiat (although we will accept fiat, for now, too), but hard money, and with that we will power our carefully directed steampunk steamroller over anyone in our way, because they don't like what we are doing or how we are doing it or that we say that they are being retarded about doing it their stupid, sloppy, sycophanty way.

Honk honk, mother trucker! Get on board now, or be flattened into insignificance under the weight of our patient competence.
The reason you didn't get a grant/NIP/whatthefuckevah is that you just had a vague application and no PoW.
... okay, your application is now defined, but still no PoW.
...... okay, your application is defined, there's PoW, but no market for it.
............ okay, your application is defined, there's PoW and a market, but no other relay or client is interoperable with your events.
............... okay, your application is defined, and there's PoW and a market, but only one other relay and one client is interoperable with your events.
............... okay, that's three clients and two relays, you have 8 devs and 5 support staff working actively on this thing, and people are paying you for subscriptions, and you have one of the most-popular geyserfunds and your announcements constantly trend, but...

OH, GET STUFFED.
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