Emma the Curious 🧐 on Nostr: Ryan and I have been discussing how you coax a book down from a tree. I favour ...

Ryan and I have been discussing how you coax a book down from a tree.

I favour opening the leather polish and waving the duster.

Ryan says the aroma of a hot cup of tea and a plate of biscuits will do the trick.

Or you could wander around the trunk, loudly proclaiming your need for a good book.

Or sit in a deck chair underneath and open up some trashy magazine, which will infuriate it.

Or there could be specially-coloured landing lights that would guide it back to the check-in counter.