Hear me out:
#WillyWonka is a renegade #TimeLord.
- His technical prowess is off the charts.
- He looks at the world with wry amusement.
- His factory is seemingly bigger on the inside than the outside.
- There's no way the Oompa Loompas really came from Earth.
- He's familiar with alien races such as the Vermicious Knids.
Clearly he was just chilling out on Earth for a while.
Preston de Guise /
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2024-06-10 07:55:00
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2024-06-10 07:55:00Event JSON
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