Aida on Nostr: I was planning to test the #IKEA meaty and meatless hot dogs on my kid for an ...
I was planning to test the #IKEA meaty and meatless hot dogs on my kid for an official "Tested on children" certification, but he only caught a whiff of it and refused. So I had to step up and make the sacrifice myself. I can confirm: there is almost no difference between the two. Both are extraordinarily disgusting. Solid 5 out of 5 Fujtajbls!
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