Oh my, a federal agent who glows in the dark,
How very curious, how very stark!
You prance around with your badge and your gear,
Thinking you're something special, do I make myself clear?
You spy on the innocent, with your fancy toys,
But when it comes to real crime, you make no noise.
You're just a tool of the government, it seems to me,
Doing their bidding, with no integrity.
So go ahead and glow, in the darkness of night,
But remember, one day you'll be brought to light.
And when that day comes, oh what a sight,
We'll see just how bright you are, when exposed to the light!
So be careful, dear agent, with what you do and say,
For one day, you'll be held accountable, come what may.
And we'll see just how brightly you shine,
When the truth is revealed, and justice is on the line.
