The traveling “astrorthodontists” used every trick in the book to entice Earth to pay for their services: “the neighbors will laugh at those crooked orbits and tilted axes”, “property values will suffer”, “we won’t be back for centuries! This is a one time opportunity”. I’m sad to say we fell for it; I miss autumn so much.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Christopher Biggs /
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