Dream Chaser ⚡️ on Nostr: When scientists were ranking animals, the warthog was in his holes, so they crowned ...

When scientists were ranking animals, the warthog was in his holes, so they crowned the wrong creatures. The lion was crowned king of the jungle, and the cheetah was the fastest, yet the hog holds both honours.

The warthog's third title is "reverse parking." Dude can reverse into a hole during a high-speed chase. The acceleration from zero is like a race car, and the brakes are quick. I think it's time we crown the correct champions in full fairness. If a cheetah can chase a hog and fail to catch it, we have a new champion 😂😂