I was serious too! They smell like a flood damaged home. Part of the issue isn't that smelly girls never bathe, but that when they do bathe, they don't take care to dry off and just wind up stinkier than they were before they hopped in the shower. The issue is compounded because they don't do laundry either, just put back on the cleanest dirty clothes they have.
Source - I was in the Navy, the girls are all fucking gross (and I'd argue that's why sailors are gay)
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