Bill Cypher on Nostr: My neighbor hates trees. One of those giant useless green lawn people. Once told me ...
My neighbor hates trees. One of those giant useless green lawn people. Once told me they've spent around $20k removing trees from their property since they bought their house.
My new orchard is on that property line. Partially because that is where I have the space and partially because they aren't good neighbors. I want the visual screen and I want to get revenge for something they did.
Yesterday he approached me while planting.
Him: why you planting so many trees man?
Me in my most innocent tone: they're fruit trees.
Him after confused blinks: they're fruit trees?
Me: they make fruit
Him: :confused stare:
Me: you put them in your yard and you get free fruit.
Him: free fruit?
Me: Yeah, fruit is food so free food.
Him: you realize what a mess they'll be in 10 years dropping sticks everywhere?
Me: you realize they are a 30 year supply of the freshest fruit at the best prices?
He just shook his head and walked away.
Updates on my #permaculture #garden I planted 3 more fruit trees today. Apple, peach, and a tart cherry.
If you live near me, I apologize for the massive drought we are about to have.
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