SniperKnighter on Nostr: With a joke account I went on two different dating apps and through countless flushes ...
With a joke account I went on two different dating apps and through countless flushes (aka rejecting them all) I figured out the formula of women on these things:
#1: Around 80% of the women on there have a body type like the photo below and they'll claim its "average size", no its fat as fuck. 10%, are girls that live in clubs or in some back alleyway with the tattoos and piercings or "tanned" body that makes them seem like they've been in a tanning machine to long. 5% are plants for the site, you can usually tell via bad grammar and 5% are generally decent looking girls that will never give any dude a chance to save their life.
#2: Dating apps like the woke virus are a cult, you can't scroll past 2 women before you see one that has a damn nose ring which are disgusting and trashy as all hell.
#3: Around 90% of them will say one of these things, something about "honesty being important" (which is a bullfaced lie), something about making them laugh which is typical, something regarding hoe they want to travel or something about how they want someone who's "ambitious".
And lastly #4: They will constantly try to hide themselves using group photos which usually end up being the fat ones or the ones with weird looking facing.
Overall even doing it jokingly I can tell you these apps are worthless least you want a one night stand and your standards are pitifully none existent.
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