SubconsciousErosion_0x0 on Nostr: May you stub your toe, trip and tumble onto a glass table that ends up shattering, ...
May you stub your toe, trip and tumble onto a glass table that ends up shattering, cutting your ugly face, and stabbing you in the back.
I sincerely hope that you get molested by a wild rabid pack of racoons ...
... and every parking space you attempt to park in already has a tiny car or some type of motorized bike that you don't see until the last minute.
May all of your takeout get to you cold and soggy.
Every time you have to stand in line, may it be an elderly person who cannot control what comes out of their rectum.
Keep
Yourself
Safe
^_^
Published at
2024-06-07 20:43:05Event JSON
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