Went to The Bleachers concert last night. Wife and I had good seats. My son and his cousin were down on the grass in General Admission.
Wife turns to me and says: "You need tom date me more!"
To which I think two things:
1. What the fuck are we doing now?
2. What does it get me? Because I've been doing that for 6 years with zero sex.
What I said was:
"What are you doing next Friday?"
Because I'm not stupid.
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