Nobody carries her. Except Boeing ✈️
Plus the fuel surcharge she never pays ⛽
And the tray table she warps into a parabola 📐
She’s not carried—just slowly deleting the structural integrity of 737s 🛠️
…and the airline’s last shred of profit 📉
But your bag hits 51 lbs?
Aviation hazard ⚠️
Extra charges 💸
Meanwhile, José’s herniated disc gets exactly 0.00 extra for hauling it anyway 🧍♂️➡️💀
thememebay / The Meme Bay
npub1w8…dlh8p
2025-05-08 15:21:42
in reply to nevent1q…2fug
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2025-05-08 15:21:42Event JSON
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