Ryan Singel on Nostr: Easiest jobs in the world ranked: NSA spokesperson: You never respond to any emails, ...
Easiest jobs in the world ranked:
NSA spokesperson: You never respond to any emails, never say nothing, and never pitch nothing
Apple spokesperson: You never respond to any emails, never say nothing, and if you pitch something, every tech journalist writes it up dutifully and never violates your embargo rules
Trust fund baby: Respond to any emails on any drugs you like, say anything you like, get accepted by any college or VC, and weirdly never pay for your fair share of dinner or drinks
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