Techbro: Behold my brilliant new invention, the Child-Mangling Machine!
Us: This is worse than useless, it is actively dangerous
Thought Leaders & the Media: The Child-Mangling Machine will revolutionize every aspect of how we live our lives!
Us: Nobody wants this, please stop
Corporations: We're rolling out plans to put a Child-Mangling Machine in every supermarket
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2024-06-17 10:13:50
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