Neil Brown on Nostr: The seem to range from: £999: lovely runner (downhill), trouble braking, engine ...
The seem to range from:
£999: lovely runner (downhill), trouble braking, engine misfires when it turns at all, some metal left between rust patches, potential crime scene interior but blood will probably wash out.
£99,999: with polished gold knobs and a butler in the boot, you will never want to park this anywhere for fear of scratching it. Comes with integrated sauna, sunbed, and sleeps 47 (54 if you're friendly).
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