Flight of the NA ✒️ on Nostr: He was racing through a residential street, and crashed into a house. The first ...
He was racing through a residential street, and crashed into a house.
The first responders extracted him, alive, put him in a body bag, loaded him on a gurney, and proceeded to load him into an ambulance.
A helicopter was shooting the whole event; just as the gurney was being lifted, Matthew pulled open the body bag. He struggled and waved his arms, seemingly pleading for help.
The first responder pushed his head back into the body bag...
Oh wait, that was Anne Heche.
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2023-10-29 04:43:23Event JSON
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