Australians, you have a lot to answer for. You have a native pit viper called a "death adder". That sounds bad ass, right? It's a motherfuckin' DEATH ADDER. This is what it looks like:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/CSIRO_ScienceImage_3990_Death_Adder.jpg
This poor bastard literally looks like a piece of shredded tire rubber found in a muddy ditch. This snake looks like something Chinese peasants stamped out of recycled materials in a toxic factory on the Yangtze river.
Meanwhile, in the US, we have a very similar pit viper called a "Copperhead". This is what it looks like, and this absolute madlad isn't even deadly:
arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/WQ3IVOXOZBCMBPOYR335OWJEWA.jpg
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