tbh I never had any interest in nor high expectations of the early phases of being a parent, but my assessment so far...
pregnancy: 2/10 sometimes people are more polite to you near the end but overall I absolutely do not recommend.
birth: -100/10 just no.
pumping milk: 2/10 annoying and extremely time consuming.
newborn phase: 3/10 she's cute but she is TOO SCARY.
please just turn into a kid 😭
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