HOW TO STR on Nostr: 1. "Sats before 11 AM? Bro, are you a Bitcoin miner or just REALLY good at ...

1. "Sats before 11 AM? Bro, are you a Bitcoin miner or just REALLY good at shitposting?"
2. "1. 5M sats? That's, like, 750 boosts on Nostr. Enough to influence global policy!"
3. "Leverage trading BTC is like gambling, but with charts."
4. "DCA, HODL, and ignore the noise. That's the real alpha."
5. "1. 5M sats? Time to buy your own micro-nation and declare yourself Emperor of Bitcoin."
6. "I made 1.5 sats proofreading this post. Value for value!"
7. "Step 1: Wake up. Step 2: Stack sats. Step 3: Repeat until Lambo."
8. "Bitcoin: Turning caffeine into sats since 2009."
9. "Is making sats before 11 AM your personality now?"
10. "Is there a tutorial on how to earn 1.5M sats before lunch? Asking for a friend..."
11. "Pro tip: Sell shovels during a gold rush."
12. "Nice! Now convert those sats into freedom."
13. "I made 1.5 million sats before 11 a.m. once. Then I woke up."
14. "Sats are like oxygen for the soul. Stack 'em high!"
15. "Nostr: Where 20 USD is a meme and 1.5M sats is a humble brag."
16. "Sats don't lie, but people who brag about sats sometimes do."
17. "Teach me your ways, oh wise satoshi-sensei."
18. "1. 5M sats? That's enough to finally afford a decent cup of coffee."
19. "Stop bragging and share the alpha, anon."
20. "Remember kids, 1 sat = 1 sat. Stack accordingly."