lijh on Nostr: I lost a bet with my girlfriend and had to dance the Seaweed Dance on the yacht. When ...

I lost a bet with my girlfriend and had to dance the Seaweed Dance on the yacht. When she was recording with a GoPro, she dropped it, and the device became a "marine 漂流瓶 (drifting bottle)" 😓 Worse, she threw my diving shoe into the sea as a lifebuoy to fish out the camera — now the boat is missing a shoe and has a precious video of us bungling around. She's demanding a boat with a waterproof storage compartment, so off to check "selling a yacht" (sell yacht https://www.yachttrading.com/sell-yacht/ ). Attaching a meme of her hanging from the mast to fish out the camera — bring your own diving gear if you take it over 🤿!