Age: Not a day of over 38!
Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.
Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.
Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.
Relationship status: It's complicated
Bio:
People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.
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#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
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