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Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 5 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever!
Today's match is between KING VAXX and KING BOOZE!
First up is Jeff Cliff: a man who *really* likes having other men inject fluids into him. That's right, he *really* wants you to get those COVID vaccines. All of them. Every last one of them. Otherwise, he's known for trying to talk to people on Mastodon - and not getting any response, because Mastoniggers absolutely refuse to talk to anyone outside of their bubble! If he has any suspicion that you know something of value, he'll tag you in a thread with them. Otherwise, he's one of the nicer people on Fedi.
Next: Jonny Fever, the most *fucking drunk* person on Fedi! He's known for making videos of himself where he calls you a fag and launches death threats at you. He says that he wants to fuck CMD's mother - and everyone around here knows what UNGODLY HORRORS that would entrail. Will he jump into the thread and have a lengthy drunken fight with everyone, or will he calm down enough to fly under the radar?
Shouldn't there be screencaps of them having cringe moments in the thread to start? The OP weirdly doesn't have any - nobody decided they hated either of these two contestants enough to throw any at me, and I couldn't find anything too terrible going back only a day!
Enjoy a slightly bland match today!
Published at
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