Zach Weinersmith on Nostr: Dads of mastodon, new thing: 1) Walk into kid's room, quietly, muttering "murrrrder, ...
Dads of mastodon, new thing:
1) Walk into kid's room, quietly, muttering "murrrrder, murrrrrder"
2) Wait for kid to notice you
3) Act surprised. Say, "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! I thought you were asleep!"
4) Smile broadly, leave room.
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2023-07-30 11:59:21Event JSON
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