Ben :bc: on Nostr: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I like to read the news. There's a trending ...
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I like to read the news. There's a trending article from 2 weeks ago about cucumbers. There is apparently a social media (titktok as per) trend at the moment of eating whole cucumbers. I then ended up watching videos of some kid who's insanely popular for mixing basic noodle dishes with cucumber and calling them 'bomb' and saying MMMMMMMMM whilst eating them. It's so popular that supermarkets are running out of cucumbers. Firstly - I could do that. I say mmm all the time. Also - what he is advocating is salad. I could do that. EAT MORE SALAD IT IS GOOD FOR YOU MMMMMM. Holy shit! He has 6.6 million followers. He cuts all of his food with scissors which sends me into a blind rage. I think it's because he just sticks everything into a big cup then shakes it so it looks like an easy way of making food? Also he mmms every single time he takes a mouthful (mouthful - is that a word?) of food. This guy...... actually do you know what. I'm fine with it. I wish him every success. This is clearly a me problem not a him problem. May he live forever in health and wealth. Maybe I'm just not eating enough cucumber.
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