Dreadnought Holiday on Nostr: The AeroLift Cyclocrane. Apparently the product of an aeronautical engineer's fevered ...
The AeroLift Cyclocrane. Apparently the product of an aeronautical engineer's fevered cheese dream, the entire body of the machine spun 13 times a minute to rotate the weird stalky wing things and thereby generate lift. No excuse for gluing engines to the top of the wings has been advanced.
Built to lift trees out of remote forests, it turns out nobody wanted trees *that* badly, and was promptly cancelled.
#FailureFriday
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